failor 

a friend who sleeps with other friends' ex-lovers

Ryan banged my ex-girlfriend. What a failor!

failor by truth699 February 3, 2010

Failor 

a failor is a person who sails (excedes) at failing,or fails at sailing.

Jojo hit his head on the wall, and tripped over a cord. He's a failor.

Parker can't sail for crap. He's such a failor and would excede in shooting monkeys.

Failor by Captain Sir April 27, 2009

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Failure Drill 

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

Failure Drill by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

Failure 

Me

I'm a failure

Failure by Jarbar February 21, 2017

Mein failure 

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.

Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.

Mein failure by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual failure by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014