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an alpha male that has a 15 inch to 20 inch cock. He's the type of dude to bang your mother, sisters or daughters. Everything he says is always true and correct but he doesn't elaborate why he's correct, you will always believe what he says. Overall a trustworthy guy and a chill dude.
Honey I want a divorce, I'm in love with Faikar now
faikar by The_COOMER_69 November 23, 2021
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faikar Fackard fatkari Fikar fackaroo Faika faikah faikakala Faikat Failarious

Failarious 

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.
Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!
Failarious by Lerich August 19, 2008

faikakala 

Damn that girl is so faikakala!
faikakala by jazzaayy October 31, 2007
Faika is a extremely gorgeous girl. She is smart, sexy, and sassy. You put her down she'll come back up stronger than before. She is everybody's favorite girl.
Faika is so sexy.
Faika by Lolshaylan March 21, 2017
One who was born without a sphincter.
I can't control when I poop because I am a fackard.
Fackard by Alex Carlson October 13, 2003

because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.
As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...
because fankart by ajidica March 23, 2011