FAIAP 

pronounced FAY-up, abbreviation for "for all intents and purposes"

FAIAP, for all intensive purposes means the same thing.

FAIAP by zilesaxet June 19, 2018

fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

fakap 

Act carelessly or foolishly. Sometimes used to express frustration or dissapointment.

He felt fakaped when his friends played the joke on him.

fakap by Remy Aldred June 22, 2006

FAIP 

First Assignment Instructor Pilot. The second worst fear of a newly winged Air Force pilot is flying the same crappy plane at the same crappy place he or she just trained.

New Pilot: "Assignment night is around the corner, and I think I'd rather fly UAVs than be FAIPed here."

New Pilot from Columbus: "At least I won't be FAIPed to Enid."

FAIP by USEM fan March 17, 2010

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

fiapoko 

samoan for “know it all”

usually used when talking about some annoying kid in class

taylor: *gives more information than necessary to a simple question*
iosefa: ah shit, here we go again.
**later that day**
taylor: why does everyone roll their eyes when i talk?
iosefa: oh, i don’t know. maybe because you’re fiapoko

fiapoko by yRuruNNinG September 14, 2019

Failportunity 

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

Failportunity by Brownwater March 2, 2009