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Fagnesium
Brad: I’m done with women. They are so stingy with sex.
Garrett: Oh honey please, have a fagnesium and I’ll shoot my hot cum in your asshole.
Garrett: Oh honey please, have a fagnesium and I’ll shoot my hot cum in your asshole.
Fagnesium by Hotsnakes69 March 31, 2025
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Fagnetism
Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially
The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.
Magnesium Citrate
Tom took some magnesium citrate, making him immediately rush to the bathroom, causing him to shit his pants along the way
Magnesium Citrate by Gaythor October 29, 2019
Magnesium glycinate
Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.
Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.
Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.
Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?
Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.
Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.
Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?
Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.
Magnesium glycinate by KennyBroflovski February 5, 2022
fagnetism
The natural phenomenon that causes the inseparable attraction of faggots. It is characterized by fields of faggotry force. It is the force exerted by a fagnetic field, an alluring force of gayness, which converts normal human beings into faggots.
Why did you invite those faggots Nick and Donovan? When they are together, their fagnetism is increased ten fold. If we don’t leave now we will be drawn into their fagnetic field by the faggotry force, and in turn become faggots.
fagnetism by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006
animal fagnetism
John: Man,how come all these gay guys
are always checking me out?
Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.
are always checking me out?
Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.
animal fagnetism by B Cube June 4, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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