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Fagnesium 

Brad: I’m done with women. They are so stingy with sex.

Garrett: Oh honey please, have a fagnesium and I’ll shoot my hot cum in your asshole.
Fagnesium by Hotsnakes69 March 31, 2025

Fagnetism 

Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially
The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.
Fagnetism by ripkif318 July 23, 2016

Magnesium Citrate 

Tom took some magnesium citrate, making him immediately rush to the bathroom, causing him to shit his pants along the way
Magnesium Citrate by Gaythor October 29, 2019

Magnesium glycinate 

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.
Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

fagnetism 

The natural phenomenon that causes the inseparable attraction of faggots. It is characterized by fields of faggotry force. It is the force exerted by a fagnetic field, an alluring force of gayness, which converts normal human beings into faggots.
Why did you invite those faggots Nick and Donovan? When they are together, their fagnetism is increased ten fold. If we don’t leave now we will be drawn into their fagnetic field by the faggotry force, and in turn become faggots.
fagnetism by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006

animal fagnetism 

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.
John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.
animal fagnetism by B Cube June 4, 2005