faggorectomy 

To remove faggot like behaviour and man up

Stop being such a faggot, get yourself a faggorectomy
You need to man up, get a faggorectomy

faggorectomy by Bez1974 January 5, 2015

faggorectumy 

A recently new surgical procedure popularized by the spreading AIDS epidemic whereby the urethra is redirected into the anal canal while the opening in the head of the penis is surgically closed. This procedure allows the recipient to practice both hetero and homosexual safe sex without the burden of using a condom. All bodily functions of urination, defecation and ejaculation are passed through the anus with the added benefit of prelubrification of the anal cavity in preparation of anal sex. This prelubrification is accomplished by simple masturbation. Upon successful masturbation, the anal cavity is filled with a soothing seminal secretion which aids in easy penetration for the sexual partner or object. This procedure is covered by most health plans available in the greater San Francisco Bay Area and is encouraged by most city and county officials.

Even though Andrew is HIV positive, he can no longer spread the virus thanks to this new and wonderful faggorectumy procedure.

faggorectumy by snow pimp May 24, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016