fag-lag 

Faglag is the technological bandwith meltdown that happens when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuation. Gaydars use this technology to locate gay people, or so they say.

My computer is running at dialup speed, it must be the Tyler's fag-lag slowing it down.

fag-lag by A Fellow Gay June 19, 2007

fag lag 

The effect left on you after being near someone incredibly annoying and/or an asshole.

"What's up?"

"Nothing. Just stay out of my way, faggot."
"Woah, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing. Man, I got some fag lag left over from talking to Justin.

fag lag by JK6 October 26, 2010

Fag Lag 

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?

Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?

Fag Lag by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017

lane lag fag 

Those "Special" people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
They hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. They cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
These people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.

Bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag fag to clear the intersection. Had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the LLF to pull up to the intersection he's have given the truck ample room to stop. The LLF wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. After all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at Microsoft.

lane lag fag by Stan West April 18, 2005

Lag Fag 

A scroller or flooder in an online chat room. Someone that sends large amounts of text to lag others on the same server.

Dude, that lag fag just crashed the server connection!

Lag Fag by Dakota January 28, 2005

Lag Fag 

A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.

Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag

Lag Fag by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011

lag fag 

A slang (but not necessarilly derrogative) term for students at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts. More commonly known as just LaGuardia. Perhaps referencing to LaGuardia's large population of "out" homosexuals. Perhaps referencing to the fact that in the long run, we're just cooler and more talented than everyone else.

Jim: Hey Todd. Can you chill with us over at Columbus Circle today?

Todd: Naw man, I'm smoking up with the lag fags. you know they got the best shit!

lag fag by OmiOmi September 3, 2006