A insult given to a member of the male sex meaning he likes to take it from behind. A common insult given to a male named phillip and invented by Jill.
A heterosexual individual who derives sexual pleasure during the act of excretion. This is not the same as an individual with coprophilia, whereby arousal is produced by feces. The fag shitter is aroused by the feeling of excrement escaping from the anus, as if it where a phallus being pulled out.
Mark: I moan when I shit.
Matt: Mark, you are a fag shitter. Look at you, deriving sexual pleasure from your own excrement. You silly boy.
This sentence is used in the favourite song of Mr. Garrisson from the popular serie "South Park". He is a homosexual ands finds it pleasing to be able to sing this song. But be aware, only homosexual people can say "fag" on tv.
Hey there, shitty shitty fagfag, shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do!?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!