facinitus 

When your face is so ugly your hair falls out

Damn. Mary has bad facinitus

facinitus by Knowledge bass May 7, 2021

Fainites 

1960s North London (UK) playground slang/shout used to opt out of a game temporarily, or to prevent yourself being tagged in a game. Often it is accompanied be crossing the fingers and the arms in front of your chest and standing still.

The call can also be used to suspend a whole game temporarily, for example when an adult walks across a football pitch

Said to be derived from the Old English "Fain would I..." or "I do not want to..."

"I was about to be tagged, but I shouted "fainites" so he went on and tagged someone else."

"I was just about to boot the ball when an old lady walked across the playground and someone shouted "fainites".

Fainites by Flemingovia September 1, 2008

plantar faciitis

Plantar faciitis is a painful inflammatory condition of the face cause by the sole of a foot making fast, hard contact with said face.

He had plantar faciitis after after Chuck Norris's heel made contact with his nose.

plantar faciitis by PiggyPudding September 6, 2009

fagnitus 

A disease that is caused by being gay. Most people that suffer from this illness are named Gabi.

Did you hear that gabi came down with fagnitus?

fagnitus by Gabis gay February 7, 2023

fasinktus 

A word used to describe any part on a boat that you are unable to identify.

Go see if that fasinktus is running.

fasinktus by Unicorn3 September 16, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022