Faceting

Faceting fəˈsēSHing verb

One who is kidding another.

The verb of facetious.

My friend: I was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Chuck Norris last night.

Me: Are you faceting me right now?

by AccurateAccountant July 30, 2019

fauceting

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)

Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."

by interesting words February 10, 2015

facting

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

Facting

Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.

The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.

by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

Facetigate

To investigate a person's profile on the social network, Facebook.com

Jane was planning to Facetigate her boyfriend John's postings on his Facebook profile.

Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.

by RobertBellaHernandez April 22, 2010

Fauceting

When a person of feminine mystique gets naked, lays in the bath tub, presses her vagina up against the faucet of the tub, turns on, not only the water, but herself too, and has an orgasm.

"Kelly, How was the bath?"
"Good, I was fauceting for 35 minutes and have never felt anything like it before in my entire life. It was WONDERFUL."

by Rey Benschop February 6, 2008

Facebinge

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009