Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

by TimCT February 3, 2009

faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010

face-shots

When riding deep powder, (snow) and it comes up and hits ya in the face, yer getting face-shots. A powder riders epic, dream day. Like heroin, face-shots are better than sex...

Dude, it was totally blower out there. I was catching face-shots all over the mountain.

by Jib Slice January 13, 2011

Faceshot

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

Faceshooter

AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.

"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."

by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007