faceneck

n. an understood confusion related to the congealing of two or more distinct entities that are otherwise independent of each other.

It was faceneck, pure and simple, that led to his decision to sell the lame horse.

The two doctors stared at each other, both realizing the faceneck of the situation as they scalpelled open the patient to find nothing but used diapers and charred bear remains.

faceneck by Dr. Steven K. Hoffman, Esq. January 5, 2009

FaceNeck

FaceNeck(v): The act of posting 2nd amendment memes on face book. Mostly used by middle aged men, soccer moms and especially rednecks.

Used in a sentence: So you add your relative on facebook. Check back the next day and then you happen to see a post like "Sure I'll follow the law! Said no Criminal ever" . This is called FaceNeck

FaceNeck by Qid.xs May 18, 2016

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faceneck • faceyneck

faceyneck

`faceyneck:` noun. While paving the uncertain path, for an unlikely success, after falling flat on one's face through a million mistakes; after failing more times than I knew one could possibly fail, the pulp of muscle, tendon and skin that was once a face, now becomes a pulverized mass of tissue, not really having a noticeable distinction between face and neck. I have become, the faceyneck.

I think I've ran out of ways to fail. About damn time, I've turned into a fucking faceyneck!

faceyneck by faceyneck October 5, 2020

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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