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Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.
She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!
Facebookness by j bobe October 7, 2009

facebookedness 

(noun) Having or exhibiting the properties, features, and/or navigability of Facebook.com.
That new website he created has a lot of facebookedness with its personal profiles and tagging.
facebookedness by ncdpubscomm March 28, 2009

Facebooketeer

Someone who "knightly" stays online on Facebook
A "Facebooketeer" is a person who wakes up and immediately goes on Facebook & endless "knightly" chat....
Facebooketeer by ChopZ March 27, 2013

Facebookenstein 

A computer user that spends most of their time gazing into the computer screen looking for Facebook updates. This person is usually afraid of the stove and plays online games with annoying background music.
Dad: "What the heck is wrong with Pookie? She used to hang out in the family room, now she's in her bedroom staring blankly into her laptop."

Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"
Facebookenstein by dnafe1 August 29, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026