facebookenese

The language of people on Facebook. (It isn't English, it's an entirely different language)

Someone posted a question on social media yesterday that was undecipherable. It must have been written in Facebookenese.

facebookenese by AnotherAlias August 28, 2021

Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.

She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!

Facebookness by j bobe October 7, 2009

facebookedness 

(noun) Having or exhibiting the properties, features, and/or navigability of Facebook.com.

That new website he created has a lot of facebookedness with its personal profiles and tagging.

facebookedness by ncdpubscomm March 28, 2009

Facebooketeer

Someone who "knightly" stays online on Facebook

A "Facebooketeer" is a person who wakes up and immediately goes on Facebook & endless "knightly" chat....

Facebooketeer by ChopZ March 27, 2013

Facebookenstein 

A computer user that spends most of their time gazing into the computer screen looking for Facebook updates. This person is usually afraid of the stove and plays online games with annoying background music.

Dad: "What the heck is wrong with Pookie? She used to hang out in the family room, now she's in her bedroom staring blankly into her laptop."

Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"

Facebookenstein by dnafe1 August 29, 2010