facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

by totaditopjk June 08, 2015

Facebook Machine

Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone

Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.

by Dr D Rock November 21, 2010

Facebook Machine

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

by CloudZephyr June 02, 2015

portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 04, 2007