face lag 

Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people

fuck u have a bad case of face lag

face lag by matt, scorpi0n October 23, 2007

Mar-A-Lago Face

The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.

Lauren Sanchez sure looks different since she got with Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, she's one procedure away from Mar-A-Lago face.

What the hell happened to Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Since getting with Don Jr., she's had some work done and now has Mar-A-Lago face.

Mar-A-Lago Face by anonymous October 17, 2025

Facelag 

The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.

Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.

Facelag by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011

Facelagging 

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

Facelagging by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

facelag 

When someone responds to an old status update on Facebook, days or weeks after the date of posting.

Also known as Twitlag.

"John finally responded to my comment about the 2008 elections. The dude has some serious Facelag."

facelag by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez March 31, 2009