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face anus by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012
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Anus Face
Literally: A guy/girl who has an anus for a face and shits out of it.
Actual: A fugly guy/girl who you would never ever insert your penis into/have a pnis inserted by.
Actual: A fugly guy/girl who you would never ever insert your penis into/have a pnis inserted by.
Anus Face by Snave Nareik August 21, 2008
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face anus • anusface • Anus Rectum Face • Face • face time • face rape • face plant • face fuck • Face Off • face card
Anus Rectum Face
A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
Anus Rectum Face by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
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