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Anus Face 

Literally: A guy/girl who has an anus for a face and shits out of it.

Actual: A fugly guy/girl who you would never ever insert your penis into/have a pnis inserted by.
"FUCKING HELL! What an Anus Face!"
Anus Face by Snave Nareik August 21, 2008

anus face 

a guy whose breath smells like a shithole
hey anus face! shut your hole!
anus face by stevo November 13, 2003

anus face 

a person whose face looks like an anus face
anus face by L3X December 29, 2004

Anus Face 

When someones face looks like an actual rectum. And all it does is secrete shit.
Shes such an anus face
Anus Face by lonelygal November 11, 2018

Anus Rectum Face 

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026