f-cakes 

An expression of true disgust, usually used when playing counter-strike.

Oh! F-Cakes! I died again!

f-cakes by shuretyringtafiureitout April 3, 2009

F-cake

Another term for a fucktard.

That guy is such an f-cake,

F-cake by the one letter guy March 8, 2005

cake f.m. 

Talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. Therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer.

I was forced to listen to cake f.m. all the way home, my friends a dick..shoot me now.

cake f.m. by doolinism January 20, 2011