3 definitions by shuretyringtafiureitout

One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!
by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009
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A Boise, ID Based Indie-Rock band. Possibly the greatest band ever.
Guy1: Dude have you heard the new Aduldition album yet?

Guy2: Naaww.... But I'm-a-gonna check it soon

Guy1:Alright sweet.

Guy2: Yeah, I need new tunes.

Guy3: Shut the f**k up!! Goddamn audiophiles...
by shuretyringtafiureitout April 24, 2011
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An expression of true disgust, usually used when playing counter-strike.
Oh! F-Cakes! I died again!
by shuretyringtafiureitout April 3, 2009
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