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All chat and no sex make IRC nerds f@p f@p
f@p by X3R December 14, 2008
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F.P.A. • F pack • F&P • f-pam • f/p • f@p • F.P.A.N.O. • f-p-p-f • F.P.S.I.H • F Pad
F&P stands for Fuck and Punch. At the the conclusion of a one night stand, the girl punches the guy in the face as hard as she can, then proceeds to leave without ever explaining. Note: The chick will never have recollection of the event.
Julia: "How'd it go last night?"

Stef: "It went awesome. Not only was he large and in charge, I also F&P-ed the bastard too."
F&P by crazygirljulia September 18, 2011
Fair play. Used to express correctness or okay. Taken from sports where it is judged if the play, is within the rules.
Bob "I just dropped my phone. I got a new one though."
Rob "F.P"

or

Bob "I just dropped my phone. I got a new one though."
Rob "F.P, F.P"
F.P by Pavster May 29, 2007
F.P (eff dot pee) is FINSBURY PARK, NORTH LONDON N.4.
Home of the park, Arsenal Football Club, the Terrorist mosque, Fontill road shopping, RISE festival, Rowans bowling, Orleans night club and the rest of the GRIZZLE that roam Seven Sisters road. Some more nerdy, middle class people that have moved to F.P call it 'krapy' or 'Krapy Rubsnif' (finsbury park backwards) because they're nerds and don 't know the ways.
1.It's time to go back to F.P .
2.Yes i agree.
F.P by Local man December 9, 2008
Stands for "finger probability". The probability or likelihood that a girl is or will be willing to be fingered.
I want to hang out with Julie tonight because she has a high F.P.

Let's ditch these chicks; their F.P.s are too low.

I was away at an all-girls camp for the summer; therefore, my F.P. is now quite high.
F.P. by LesBendi August 22, 2011
A wifey abbreviaton for Food & Pussy.
Used by a woman who knows how to take care of her man.
Paul: feeed meee

Queen B: you know I would baby, both F&P
F&P by Thornberrry June 18, 2018
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