eyester 

ya fancy clam with tha poil inside

when ya famous, the woild is yer eyester

eyester by h0n3ycombb July 1, 2023

Eyesters 

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.

Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.

Eyesters by geodave December 17, 2014

eyeservice

When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..

Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"

Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"

Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."

Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "

Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "

eyeservice by Adel7 September 4, 2007

eyesberg 

The icy look a teenage boy gives to his mother when he wants her to stop talkin to his gf.

lass: "well, y did u eyesberg her while i was talkin to her"

beau: "ohhh...so u saw it, u know wat....forget it....u wont understand"

eyesberg by its_aks November 11, 2005

eyesmerized 

When what you look at is better than your best imagined outlook of anything you see or will see again.

Her dress eyesmerized men before they even looked her way.

eyesmerized by Kansasms August 17, 2020

eyster 

1. A hairy chest
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.

1. Jeeze, you really need to give that eyster a wax.

2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.

eyster by Widdley June 13, 2008

eyestening 

looking at someone who speaks to you just with mouth moving . and you understand like you are listening

she was eyestening me when I was talking with zach

eyestening by saman_18 July 2, 2020