eyes out 

To be conned, swindled, scamed or defrauded.

1..I just won the lottery me like, realy, EYES OUT!
2..That deal is proper crap, I know he's had me EYES OUT.

eyes out by daniel hobbs October 5, 2006

Eyes Out 

Eyes Out. After the lady, or man if you prefer, gives you head and you bust on his/her face, promptly shove both of your thumbs in their eye sockets. This is called the "eyes out" move. Great for when you dont particularly like the person performing oral favors.

"Dog, remember Alisha? The slut that slept witht he football team? Fool, she was giving me some brain and I went eyes out on that rat!"

Eyes Out by Ghottishook January 27, 2007

fucking my eyes out 

Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.

Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."

Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'

fucking my eyes out by 317Electrician December 18, 2016

Gouge my eyes out 

An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel

For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT

Gouge my eyes out by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016

balled my eyes out 

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.

others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples

balled my eyes out by Tomer S February 28, 2008

balled my eyes out 

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

balled my eyes out by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? 

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010