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To "skeet skeet" into ones eyes.
My girlfriend wanted a hot eyejob, so 'eye' gave one to her!
eyejob by Wes January 25, 2005
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a man takes his eyeball, and inserts it into the partners vagina. he then goes on to roll it around until the female has an orgasm.
My girlfriend wanted to get kinky, so i gaver her and eyejob until her feet were shaking with pleasure.
eyejob by NICCCKKKK March 16, 2008
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When a man masturbates over a woman's (or man's) eyeball until he cums.
"Dude there was so much cum in her eye after I gave her an eyejob."
Eyejob by bxrtch102 May 13, 2015
Sex with no eye in the orbit
Very nice
Olga make me a good eyejob !
Eyejob by kodalhibou January 7, 2022
The word u use when ur high af and

u don't remember what ur Eyelid is called
"Dude that weed came up into my eyelobe". "Wtf bill an eyelobe" 20 mins later "oh it's an eyelid"
eyelobe by funny sheeet May 31, 2017

Eyejabber 

1. A meeting that's so boring you contemplate jabbing out your eye in order to leave it.

1. Foreground And in this quarter our gross sales revenue.....You"So, if I take this pen and ram it into my eye, think they'll let me out?"
Eyejabber by LaCroix42 September 26, 2003
when someone licks your eye to the point of an extreme orgasm
HOT GIRL: I want to give an eye job to Ashton, but I think he's too hot for me
or
"damn dude, she gave mad road eye. i couldnt really see while i was driving, but i didnt care because IT FELT SOOOO GOOD!
eye job by scotty 2 hotty May 5, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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