eyeblaster

When a male human ejaculates sperm with extreme force into another human's eye. aj. eyeblasted

My eyeblaster is the best in the west

eyeblaster by undelivered December 17, 2012

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everlaster

a "allrightsreserved"username, currently in use on the Web by a swedish hacker.

this blog was created by Everlaster

everlaster by jack ryan July 22, 2008

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earblaster

Usually something similar to earrape but instead it's way more powerful.

Guy: Bro, don't put that earblaster on!
Other guy: What's an earblaster?
Guy: It's a way more powerful variant of earrape...
Other guy: Oh.. I guess I won't put this earblaster on then.

earblaster by Yon-yon January 25, 2019

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eyebuster

A highly aggressive, disrespectful gang tattoo designed to overtly insult rival groups.

He stared directly into the rival's face, making sure they saw the "eyebuster" tatted on his skin.

eyebuster by user1234223 July 6, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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