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Eye-hump 

To stare at someone in a creepy, sexual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn't even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. If done right, very unnerving.
"Elmo likes to eye-hump you!"
Eye-hump by Natepalm October 19, 2003

Eye humping 

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.
"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"
Eye humping by Agifofo December 9, 2007

eye-humping 

to lustfully stare at a person
I'm not a jealous guy, but I don't appreciate it when cats be blatantly eye-humping my girl.
eye-humping by Seleezie May 10, 2004

Eye-Humper 

A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick glasses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the Eye-Humper.

The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.
Elmo the Eye-Humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in Junior Year. It only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire class.
Eye-Humper by Jack D. Ripper August 16, 2004
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well known from south park
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