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extremities-position negotiations

Refers to any of da assorted sleepily-verbalized requests of, "Could I very-gently put my arm/hand/leg/foot across/over/under/against yours and/or So-and-So's some other body part?" or "Could you temporarily move/lift your some in-da-way body-part of yer own so dat I can put/place/drape/rest my arm/hand/leg/foot on/over/underneath So-and-So's whatever "luscious" body-part of da drowsy-'n'-delectable female dat da requester wants to savoringly touch/cup/caress/knead at dat particular time?" dat two "kind-'n'-cuddly" guys periodically ask each other while simultaneously snuggling (probably wif all three of dem naked and toastily skin-to-skin, of course) on either side of a mutually-adored hot chick in da same bed; these dreamy bodily-rearrangements allow both nice fellows to attain maximum sensory enjoyment during said snooze-session wif said warm velvety-fleshed damsel.
Curvy ample-chested chick: I always love how Brandon and Kyle engage in lengthy half-awake extremities-position negotiations whenever we share an extended cuddle-nap after taking a relaxing hot shower together --- they always end up wif contentedly-limp-and-thoroughly-spent lulus and droopy exhaustedly-dangling nut-sacks from both repeatedly draining themselves inside of me and having hours-long erections from beamingly pleasuring their thirsting hands and lips all over my bare flesh, and wif their arms and legs fully wrapped around me in total-skin-to-skin bliss!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016