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extremities-position negotiations

Refers to any of da assorted sleepily-verbalized requests of, "Could I very-gently put my arm/hand/leg/foot across/over/under/against yours and/or So-and-So's some other body part?" or "Could you temporarily move/lift your some in-da-way body-part of yer own so dat I can put/place/drape/rest my arm/hand/leg/foot on/over/underneath So-and-So's whatever "luscious" body-part of da drowsy-'n'-delectable female dat da requester wants to savoringly touch/cup/caress/knead at dat particular time?" dat two "kind-'n'-cuddly" guys periodically ask each other while simultaneously snuggling (probably wif all three of dem naked and toastily skin-to-skin, of course) on either side of a mutually-adored hot chick in da same bed; these dreamy bodily-rearrangements allow both nice fellows to attain maximum sensory enjoyment during said snooze-session wif said warm velvety-fleshed damsel.
Curvy ample-chested chick: I always love how Brandon and Kyle engage in lengthy half-awake extremities-position negotiations whenever we share an extended cuddle-nap after taking a relaxing hot shower together --- they always end up wif contentedly-limp-and-thoroughly-spent lulus and droopy exhaustedly-dangling nut-sacks from both repeatedly draining themselves inside of me and having hours-long erections from beamingly pleasuring their thirsting hands and lips all over my bare flesh, and wif their arms and legs fully wrapped around me in total-skin-to-skin bliss!
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026