Extra Thick (2018) definition 1: A woman who is a morbidly obese fat ass who believes she is curvy when she in fact lacks any feminine curves at all. Typically equipped with multiple stomach rolls and at least 2 chins and arms the size of soccer balls made out of fat and an ass as wide as a trucks tailgate. Skinny White trash men can often be seen with Extra Thick wives. Or Urban Black Men can often be seen with Extra Thick wives.
Little kid: Daddy I didn’t know Blue Whales could walk on land.
Dad: That’s not a whale son that’s an ExtraThick woman.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)