Extra Thick (2018) definition 1: A woman who is a morbidly obese fat ass who believes she is curvy when she in fact lacks any feminine curves at all. Typically equipped with multiple stomach rolls and at least 2 chins and arms the size of soccer balls made out of fat and an ass as wide as a trucks tailgate. Skinny White trash men can often be seen with Extra Thick wives. Or Urban Black Men can often be seen with Extra Thick wives.
Little kid: Daddy I didn’t know Blue Whales could walk on land.
Dad: That’s not a whale son that’s an Extra Thick woman.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'