Extra Thick (2018) definition 1: A woman who is a morbidly obese fat ass who believes she is curvy when she in fact lacks any feminine curves at all. Typically equipped with multiple stomach rolls and at least 2 chins and arms the size of soccer balls made out of fat and an ass as wide as a trucks tailgate. Skinny White trash men can often be seen with Extra Thick wives. Or Urban Black Men can often be seen with Extra Thick wives.
Little kid: Daddy I didn’t know Blue Whales could walk on land.
Dad: That’s not a whale son that’s an Extra Thick woman.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.