negroidian expenditures 

Coined by Wendy Williams, a New York-based shock-jock/author, negroidian expenditures means to emphasize the apparent folly of certain purchases. The purchaser is not necessarily Black.

Look at him, iced out chain iced out teeth, 20 inch rims, such negroidian expenditures; he could've spent that on a house.

negroidian expenditures by how you doin??? August 9, 2008

expediature 

An expediature is a snarky comment or statement that is heavily exaggerated. Expediatures aren’t meant to be taken literally and are used for joking purposes.

The group of friends trade expediatures about each other.

Expediatures are written all over the internet

expediature by Almost Clutched March 5, 2023