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A person in the audience of a movie theater who decides to go out the emergency exit way instead of through the lobby. Therefore causing bright light to appear in the movie theater which makes people (whose eyes are in pain from the sudden light) very annoyed, etc.
My eyes hurt so much because I just experienced a family of damn exiteers at the movie theater.
exiteer by Glasses 'n Neckties July 18, 2009
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A group of people who carry out assisted suicide in the book Exit by Belinda Bauer.
"The ultimate outcome was, of course, inevitable, but in the short term an Exiteer had to learn to be patient"
exiteer by morethenless January 7, 2022
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The age where teenagers "teens" are expected to behave like responsible adults but are treated and disregarded as children. It is usually defined as the last two years of high school and the gap year after graduation.
Much of the mainstream media and commercial sector target their content and products at exiteens that want to be able to enjoy those things marketed at them but are not legally allowed to do so.

10-12 year olds = Tweens / Tweenager
13-15 year olds = Teens
16-19 year olds = Exiteens
Exiteen by DarwinSnowEvolved September 8, 2019

Exiteder 

A word you'd use when you want to waste less milliseconds of your life saying 'more exited'.
I'm exiteder than you for the party this weekend.
Exiteder by tomatoesforcharity December 27, 2011

exiterals 

The male testicles. aka balls, nuts, scrotum.
My exiterals inch!
exiterals by Harry Exiterals March 3, 2010
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