Definitions by morethenless

town

Used by those who live in commuter towns in the Home Counties (Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Essex, Hertfordshire, Kent and Surrey) to refer to London (often the centre or Zone 1 area). More common amongst those who work in the city.

"I work in the town."

town by morethenless October 29, 2023

exiteer

A group of people who carry out assisted suicide in the book Exit by Belinda Bauer.

"The ultimate outcome was, of course, inevitable, but in the short term an Exiteer had to learn to be patient"

exiteer by morethenless January 7, 2022

Kings Hill 

Town close to Maidstone in Kent. Largely Tory and middle class. Synonymous to Brexiteer hell.

Person 1: “I’m moving to Kings Hill.”
Person 2: “Soon you will be voting Boris Johnson.”

Kings Hill by morethenless November 11, 2021

American 

1) Person who lives in the United States of America and loves their country.
2) Person who lives in the United States of America and realises their country is going to shit.
3) Person who lives in the United States of America and hates the British.

Person 1: “Where are you from?”
Person 2: “I’m American.”
Person 1: “What kind?”

American by morethenless November 11, 2021

Maidstone Grammar School 

School that is a bootleg Hogwarts on the outside and brexiter wonderland on the inside.

"I got accepted into Maidstone Grammar School"
"I'm so sorry"

Maidstone Grammar School by morethenless May 28, 2021

literally 

1) Something that is factual or true

2) Something that is figurative or an exaggeration

1) Trump literally lost

2) I could literally eat a horse

literally by morethenless March 8, 2021