exerciseism 

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."

exerciseism by fglaude May 7, 2019

face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

face exercises by lil_circe May 5, 2008

Exercises with Kini 

Exercises with Kini is one of the greatest sport channels to ever be seen on Youtube. He quickly grew in popularity throughout the Covid-19 pandemic where people were forced to stay indoors and do indoors sport.

Even though managing to be globally recognised amongst the greatest athletes in the world (such as lEbRoN jAmEs) as the best form of exercise during the pandemic, Exercises with Kini came to an unfortunate end when he became just to fit and popular. Realising that popularity had led to him losing his drive he closed the channel.

Exercises with Kini was the G.O.A.T of indoors sport. 🐐🐐

Exercises with Kini by Exercises with Kini= my crush April 27, 2023

bathroom exercises 

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.

-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"

bathroom exercises by Q Baby February 28, 2008

thumb exercises 

The lack of exercise caused by being on a portable game device or smart phone for extended periods of time. Typically Apple or Blackberry users

You're looking a bit weighty. Have you been doing any exercise?

...Only thumb exercises

thumb exercises by Cyberwulf July 18, 2012

deep breathing exercises

Process of getting high as fuck

Yo whatcha up to?
Nothing much just deep breathing exercises.

deep breathing exercises by Poppyseeddoobie November 30, 2013

Self Control Exercises 

For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.

Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.

Self Control Exercises by Jplague September 11, 2011