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Exerballing 

The extreme sport of launching yourself across as many large exercise balls as possible. However, no body part can touch the ground before passing the final ball. The world record is 7.
Youtuber and comedian Sean Klitzner attempted to break the world record of exerballing on June 14th, 2011, but failed after having his feet touch the ground not once, but twice in his final attempt.
Exerballing by bekahboo2391 December 15, 2011

Excabating

The process Of excavating shit from the rectum during anal mastabation
Buzz: hey doc, I’m still constapated & a bit sexually depressed!

Doctor: well buzz I suggest you start excabating ASAP! It will relieve the sexual tension & excavate the shit out of your ass in one hit.
Excabating by Upsadaisy October 29, 2018

earbating 

1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.

2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.
1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.

2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.
earbating by arambai August 3, 2010

exacerbating 

Making a current undesirable situation much more worse, especially if the situation could have been easily avoidable.
Tim's doctor said that he had already developed lung cancer, but Tim still decided to smoke, therefore further exacerbating his condition.

Sam knew he was struggling with porn addiction, but he was also very lonely. His loneliness further exacerbated his addiction.

Exacerbating 

Masterbating with your ex...sometimes as a favor to get something out of them....like getting a ride from the airport. Pronounced Ex-ass-'er-bating.
She wanted a ride from the airport, but he told her that he expected her to get their exacerbation on. She agreed that they would be exacerbating if he helped her out...in both ways.

evereating 

Evereating is the action of eating continuously. It can also be known as foraging or grazing but is most prominent in people dieting. Overeating is done usually at one sitting but evereating is done from the time one gets up until they go to bed.

Calories are cumulative but the evereater feels they are sticking to diet plans because they do not seem to eat large quantities of food at one sitting.

Evereating contributes to more obesity than bingeing.
Sue realized she was an evereater when she emptied all the fruit, chips, chocolate bars and trail mix from her purse and desk drawers. She also realized that she was evereating while making dinner and had little bowls of nuts and fruit all over her house.
evereating by 1fatgirlshrinking November 9, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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