excruitment 

The process and torment through which an employer puts you when they want you to leave.

Opposite of Recruitment: the process and courting an employer undertakes to get you to join

Their excruitment process was to make life hell for me until I had no choice but to leave

excruitment by olkeloki February 25, 2014

Excritement 

1. Occurs where somebody is so excited by something that they promptly defacate. This resultant fecal deposit is known as excritement.

Cryptopsys Lord Worm: I mark my territory with their blood and excritement and adipocere...

Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.

Excritement by Hypermonic Pandablast December 10, 2009

excriment

A word i like to say out of the blue was word of the day on 03/11/2004

Oh excriment in a jar of urin

excriment by Bartholomew November 3, 2004

excitments 

many exciting things

i have had many excitments

excitments by moitie September 14, 2018