While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

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excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it, ie; so good it hurts!)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

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excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

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Excruiting

To get back with your ex. Usually some time after a particularly bad breakup, when you think the person has changed for the better. Generally followed by the "rebreakup". (Alternately: Ex-Recruiting)

Person A: "Yo, Tara just got back with Evan!"
Person B: "Didn't they break up forever ago?"
Person A: "Yeah, she's excruiting."

Excruiting by R.D. Vance January 6, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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