Girl 1: Starts singing 'Bring Me to Life' How can you see into my eyes like open dooooooooooooooors?
Girl 2: You don't know the rest of the lyrics do you?
Girl 1: Are you fucking kidding me? I know the lyrics to every Evanescence song off by heart!
Girl 2: Oh my god, you're such an EvHead.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).