Evalution

Puberty gone right. An increase in the level of beauty/hot-ness/awesomeness/handsome-ness/pretty-ness or the likes over the years, generally over the growing years before, during and after puberty. To mature in a good manner.

Person 1: "Damn, she looks way hotter now she's 21, compared to back when she was 12."
Person 2: ""That's evalution right there for you mate."

by DrVars May 10, 2013

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

exolution

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.

What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.

by infomillionaire November 9, 2009

Vindaloo evacuation

When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.

Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.

by Kingen March 12, 2010

premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

by csepulv October 4, 2007

evolution

How your pokemon change at certain levels!

"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"

by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011