noun
1.
a person who does not eat land animals, dairy, or eggs, especially for health reasons. Specifically the chosen diet for an Evelyn. Unlike a vegan, an evelarian does ingest bee products and seafood. Evelarians are especially aggressive toward fish and regularly bludgeon large fish to death for the sake of a delicious fucking meal.
adjective
1.
relating to the exclusion of land meat or other animal products from the diet.
Daaamn, how'd she get an ass like that?!
She's on that evelarian diet; that shit's poppin'!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.