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noun
1.
a person who does not eat land animals, dairy, or eggs, especially for health reasons. Specifically the chosen diet for an Evelyn. Unlike a vegan, an evelarian does ingest bee products and seafood. Evelarians are especially aggressive toward fish and regularly bludgeon large fish to death for the sake of a delicious fucking meal.
adjective
1.
relating to the exclusion of land meat or other animal products from the diet.
1.
a person who does not eat land animals, dairy, or eggs, especially for health reasons. Specifically the chosen diet for an Evelyn. Unlike a vegan, an evelarian does ingest bee products and seafood. Evelarians are especially aggressive toward fish and regularly bludgeon large fish to death for the sake of a delicious fucking meal.
adjective
1.
relating to the exclusion of land meat or other animal products from the diet.
by thedirtyblonde September 20, 2018
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