Etherbunny

Etherbunny - slang
1) Slang for network technician, or one who uses Ethernet cables often.
2) One who utilizes Chloroform to achieve some sort of high or other side effect on themself.
3) The butt of jokes relating to Ethernet's deprecation.

1) "My nets died so often the Etherbunny was fiddling with my router for 2 hours."
2)

Person A: "Did you run into that fuckin Etherbunny?"
Person B: "Yeah, passed out in the bathroom."
3)

Person A: "What's an Ethernet?"
Person A: "Something used to catch the Etherbunny"

Etherbunny by def(): February 8, 2018

ether bunny 

The ether bunny is an urban legend about a college kid whos roomate would secretly ass rape him after making him unconsciouss by putting an ether or chloroform soaked rag over his face while sleeping.

Don't go to a gay nightclub by yourself or the ether bunny may get a hold of you.

If someone looks tired you can ask " Did the ether bunny get you?"

ether bunny by stealtho June 11, 2006

Ether Bunny 

Sort of like the Easter Bunny but he brings unwanted sexual advances instead of candy.

A few summers ago, a friend of mine at work told me a story that supposedly happened at the school he went to. A guy went to the doctor because of pain in his rectum. It was discovered that he had a high level of ether in his bloodstream. Apparently his roomate had been using ether on him to knock him out while he, um, had his way with him. He was paid a visit by the Ether Bunny.

Ether Bunny by flaskobourbonII January 4, 2007

Ether Bunny 

Originally thought to be an urban legend, ether bunnies are a sub-species of college students who use chloroform or ether to anesthetize and sodomize their roommates or guests while they sleep. Though they are generally a nocturnal species, most ether bunnies will not hesitate to victimize sleeping persons within their dwelling at any time of the day.

Guy 1 : Dude, I think your roommate is an ether bunny.

Guy 2 : Why's that?

Guy 1 : I saw a huge jug of chloroform in his sock drawer

Guy 2: oh shit...

Ether Bunny by Tvan12 November 21, 2009

ether bunny 

A good thing to threaten someone with. It is done by knocking a person out with either ether or chloroform. The 'bunny' part comes from the next step. After the victim is unconscious a carrot is shoved up their rear-end. It is then broken off so that there is a piece left behind and nothing sticks out. Victim wakes up groggy with a sharp feeling, goes to the bathroom as has the biggest scare of their life!

Touch my sister again and you will be getting a visit from the ether bunny!

ether bunny by GotSlush December 19, 2006

Ether Bunny 

The Ether Bunny knocks out his roommate with a Can of Ether and sodomizes him while hes asleep. Generally because this is easier than admitting to outright gayness.

The Ether Bunny is a Strait frat boy who wears pink Polos, Violently denies his own gayness, but has no problem knocking out other guys to plunder booty.

Ether Bunny by Thunderlump June 3, 2008

Ether Bunny 

The ether bunny is a mythical creature that leaves eggs filled with weed for all the good little stoners.

I left my bong out on my night stand last night and The Ether Bunny came by and filled it !

Ether Bunny by Detroit Ether Bunny April 14, 2021