The ether bunny is an urban legend about a college kid whos roomate would secretly ass rape him after making him unconsciouss by putting an ether or chloroform soaked rag over his face while sleeping.

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

Sort of like the Easter Bunny but he brings unwanted sexual advances instead of candy.

Originally thought to be an urban legend, ether bunnies are a sub-species of college students who use chloroform or ether to anesthetize and sodomize their roommates or guests while they sleep. Though they are generally a nocturnal species, most ether bunnies will not hesitate to victimize sleeping persons within their dwelling at any time of the day.

A good thing to threaten someone with. It is done by knocking a person out with either ether or chloroform. The 'bunny' part comes from the next step. After the victim is unconscious a carrot is shoved up their rear-end. It is then broken off so that there is a piece left behind and nothing sticks out. Victim wakes up groggy with a sharp feeling, goes to the bathroom as has the biggest scare of their life!

The Ether Bunny knocks out his roommate with a Can of Ether and sodomizes him while hes asleep. Generally because this is easier than admitting to outright gayness.

Etherbunny - slang
1) Slang for network technician, or one who uses Ethernet cables often.
2) One who utilizes Chloroform to achieve some sort of high or other side effect on themself.
3) The butt of jokes relating to Ethernet's deprecation.