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Term for a person that is retarded due to alcohol consumption.
At a party after several drinks, your friend does/says something retarded. You say "Dude, you're a fucking ethanard."
ethanard by Jen in IT May 13, 2010
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A person with the skill of a thousand pornstars. Usually has a dumpy and can be seen from miles away. An Etamar is persistent and sometimes gay with the homies.