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A person who is amazing in bed and is hot as shit and gets all the hoes but not in 2022, that will be in a alternate dimension and in that dimension nick is mad gay, and my favorite child is Justus and I have 4 kids and their names are Justus, Blizz, Haj, and Robbie. All of them are extremely gay and noone cares. But if anyone ever calls etSp gay he will pull a SCP-586 on you sucking your fat dick on the way.
Nick - "Damn etSp you mad sus"
etSp - "bend your ass over right now uwu"
Nick - "Since when were you gay"
etSp - "Never but you looking kinda hot"
*then they fuck*
etSp by etS[ May 13, 2022
An extremely obese person who lives in Texas. They may also be extremely racist and have a girlfriend that absolutely nobody fucking cares about
Person 1: "Yo, is that an etSpx?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what the fuck, thats an etsPx!"
Person 1: "He's so fat lmao"
etSpx by DuongSister152 October 29, 2023
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