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The most beautiful girl in the world. The one that makes your days. The one you go to for her opinion . The one who makes you feel like the most special guy in the world. The one that when you see her you get instant butterflies.The one with the most perfect boobs.The one you want to spend eternity with.The one your heart belongs to no matter what.
"God dam mama you's a eszmi."
eszmi by Stinky69 November 27, 2013
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Truly an amazing beautiful girl who will melt your heart with her kindness. The best friend to have because she will do anything to help you if your her homie. A bit oblivious to romance but ehh, what can you do she is who she is yknow!
Small: is that Esmi?

Pushy: oh you mean cutie-chan?
Esmi by Pushy-San March 21, 2019
Related Words
eszmi esmi esami Esmil esmira Esmirna esmith eseminate Eshmily Eshmiss
She is he most sassiest girl ever! She sometimes can be rude but her heart is made outta gold. She will never hurt a single soul.
Dang Esmira ur soo nice
Thanks😊
esmira by I am a nerd April 9, 2017
Esmia's are awesome people,they are fun and have a weird sens of humor.they are also good friends because of their loyalty and fun loving spirit.
Esmia-Funny,loving,weird,good friends,shy at first.
esmia by miaes123 December 17, 2013
The most sexy girl alive😍 She is so beautiful and knows how to get a man. She is so hott🔥
Esmira is so hotttttt.
Esmira by Duck hunter March 16, 2019
The baddest girl in the universe. At first she will seem too sweet and good, but then … oh man ... she will suck your soul.
Eszti is your fucking baby badgirl!!!
Eszti by First wirter November 21, 2021
Owned +1.

When Saying "Owned" just doesn't seem enough, the word ESMI'D usually comes in quite handy.

Derived from the word SEMI, as in semi-truck, but was changed to ESMI on a drunken AIM chat.
"OMFG! He totally got ESMI'D!"
esmi'd by Mojo January 7, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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