Emily is one crazy bitch...when you get to know her bony ass. She is elongated in all areas except for her microscopic penis. She tends to "hide" her emotions towards her crush which her friend dated. She is only friends with that girl to continually ask questions about the size of his dick so she can buy a corndog in a similar size. She has stretch marks on the inside of her mouth from various activities.
Omg I can her screaming "stop fucking calling me Eshmily!" from here.
by choke on air March 20, 2019
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