A small town with a diverse culture consisting of, rednecks, hillbillies,white trash, stoners, tweakers, hipsters, nudists, religious fanatics, neckbeards and rich people. Surrounded by rolling hills and rivers it's a great seasonal town just clinically depressive for long periods of time.
I went to visit estacada but I took a wrong turn and found my self face to face with a ten year old and his daddies shotgun.
The shitty little town in the middle of highway 224. So small if you blink, you could pass it. All the girls there are sluts. Commonly referred to as "incestacada", because of all the incest.
"are you going to estacada oregon this weekend?"
"you mean incestacada? naw man, all the girls there are sluts."
"Thats exactly why you go!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.