espurr

Espurr, the restraint pokemon. Capable of destroying everything of a 300 feet radius. The only way it restrains itself is by covering his upper head with its ears. Able to tell the future, its stare shows the terror it has forseen happen. Often used as comedy in social media, we are lucky we aren't close to ever see this happen.

Pokemon espurr

by Joe-z g November 9, 2013

Espurr

Pokemon' illuminati. Kills anyone within 300 foot radius when an idiot flips its ear(s) up

Clemont: I'm gonna look at Espurr 's ears.
Ash: DONT.DO.IT.
Clemont: -flips up ears-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Serena: Hey ash and clemont look what we..... WTF (she saw ash and clemont dead :D)

by Latias_Nat_Sylveon May 3, 2017

esparrachao

Pronounced (eh-parr-a-chao)
1. Like aplastao, but with a more juicy meaning.

Pisaste ahí sin darte cuenta que habían hormigas. ¡Las esparrachaste todas!
You stepped there without realizing the ants. You squashed them all!

La uva está esparracha' en el concreto.
The grape is esparrachao on the cocnrete.

by J.D. Andrade October 3, 2007

espurrman55

when you have sex and you cum all over your girl then you use your cum as gasoline to light her on fire idk fuck

"oh man i'm so sad that one random ass woman fucking died"
" yeah i espurrman55'd her"

by Pig Man, Pig Fan January 15, 2025

Espurtulation

The pulsating, non-continuous contraction and ejection of ejaculate.

His espurtulation shot into my eye, chin and hair, one by one, and then when I thought he was done he espurtulated into my other eye.

by Teddy LA November 8, 2018

esprrso

A dumb lesbian on tiktok who simps for espresso cookie and affogato cookie.

"Esprrso is a simp" 💀💀

by Esprrso February 20, 2022