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Ethan espinoza 

the world's best gardener and tequila maker also he will rob your house
Ethan espinoza robbed my house and made my garden look nice
Ethan espinoza by josephclare November 8, 2022

marissa grace espinoza 

a marissa grace espinoza is someone who is quirky and wild, and a person you can always get along with. they often like horses and choose unfortunate sports teams to play on. often times you can find them riding a unicycle and chewing on, but not eating, unicorn hair. don’t ask where they got it, they will always become infuriated. a marissa grace espinoza is typically a part of the jake paul fan base, and her favorite song is often “calling all the monsters” by china anne mcclain.
friend one: holy weekend, who is that gross girl riding a unicycle listening to disney channel original music chewing on unicorn hair?
friend two: oh i know her, she’s a marissa grace espinoza.

Briana Espinoza 

A women that has the beauty of 1million dozen roses. Always has a smile on her face, laughing and has something nice to say. If you have a Briana Espinoza in your life keep her.
She looks like a Briana Espinoza, because she is perfect in every way.
Briana Espinoza by Flesk October 14, 2012

Esteban Espinoza 

Esteban Espinoza is the definition of a simp suckers who idolize mediocre pussy. he gets no putang in his grade so he has to go for younger girls. He also usually does his work at parties were most of the girls are drunk. He is also very rich but tries to act gangsta. He knows every lyric to every chief keif song and he thinks he’s hard. He is also ugly as nuts.
esteban Espinoza is so weird and ugly and gets no coochie
Esteban Espinoza by Gounecmaster69 December 18, 2019

Kevin Espinoza 

Someone who is attractive with a great smile and is good at sex.
Wow Kevin Espinoza is so hot
Kevin Espinoza by Cock doctor November 23, 2021

Jose Espinoza 

he's a shy little birthday boy that like Jackie R and always tries to deny it.
He also loves peepee in his mouth and ass
he is the king of gay and he knows it
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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