esiason 

A super badass sexy person with a big penis

OMG, he is such an esiason

esiason by kjn,m . October 28, 2017

Eliason 

A loyal, trustworthy guy who will keep all your secrets. He's typically a drug addict, but he's still very very very attractive. He's the life of the party and has tons of friends. He is kind of dumb, but he'll always have your back and he's definitely the person to cry to. He honestly is just hot af even though he's under the influence majority of the time. He's probably also good in bed. ;)

Eliason is a great friend.

Eliason by balicaliaf November 20, 2020

eliason 

A loyal, trustworthy guy who will keep all your secrets. He's typically a drug addict, but he's still very very very attractive. He's the life of the party and has tons of friends. He is kind of dumb, but he'll always have your back and he's definitely the person to cry to. He honestly is just hot af even though he's under the influence majority of the time. He's probably also good in bed. ;)

Eliason is a great friend.

eliason by balicaliaf November 20, 2020

eliason 

A loyal, trustworthy guy. Typically a drug addict, but still very very very attractive. Can be kind of stupid at times and make dumb decisions, but he's the life of the party. He's the best friend you could ever have and he'll always have your back. He's super funny and has very good pick up lines. Even though he's hot af he's still under the influence majority of the time. He's also probably good in bed. ;)

You: Hey Eliason, what are your plans for the weekend?
Eliason: I'll probably just hangout and smoke. Ya know the usual. Maybe do some coke.

eliason by balicaliaf November 20, 2020

Mister Eliason 

Leader and mentor of Muntology 101. Professional munter and goonologist known for his extreme skill in jelcing and gooning. He was an OG leader of the Munt Clan. known for his jelking he is also a superb fluffer who pulls and impregnants latinas like no other. The words he uses to pull these woman-Amo mi cama, pero prefiero estar en la tuya. – (I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.) A mentor being compared to genghis kan and johnny sins.

Oh yeah, that Mister Eliason, what a sigma.

Mister Eliason by TheKnowledgableOne69420 April 19, 2024