Esbians

While almost precede my "Motherfucking" it can be used on its own to describe really stereotypical Lesbians. It comes from the joke about the "L" in Samuel L. Jackson's name standing for "Motherfucking," this joke often includes other things such as "TLC" which becomes “Tender-motherfucking-care" and then carried on to “Lesbians" which becomes “Motherfucking-esbains.” in all these cases the addition of "Motherfucking" only ads to how close it is the a stereotype.

"Motherfucking-esbians"

Esbians by TheMighty8th February 23, 2010

cat-esbian 

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.

"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."

cat-esbian by Miss Balls October 26, 2012