erki

One sexy motherfucka

Girl: ooo look at that erki

Boy: yhea hej is The Great pussy slayer

by Opa1337 November 1, 2017

Erki

Erki, represents strength and integrity, massive penis usually, pretty top guy really. That’s all, short and simple, kind of like anyone not called Erki.

Hey, have you seen Erki recently?

No, I heard he’s too busy fucking bitches, including my mom.

Or

Hey Erki, how many holes have you filled in the past week?

Erki: Thousands.

by BigBalls08001111 November 23, 2021

Erki

A human trash, who is going to change your life for ever. This guy has a lot to say. You got to open up to him. If you can’t handle his personality, then you are nothing. He is very romantic when you are going to do ‘stuff’together. Never lose this guy, you will regret it eventually.

Yo, have you seen Erki? Yes, he is currently in the bathroom.

by JosephJakeKIM January 25, 2022

erking

When someone or something is really on your nerves.

Dale is really erking my nerves at the moment.

by Omega2423 July 15, 2016

erkida

Erkida is someone beautiful and very shy with eyes that you can get lost in. She looks like a mermaid and every guy wants to be with her . She has the best grades at school and is really anxious about her future that forgets to live the present.She really cares about other people and she will be there anytime to help them. Even tho she is kind,sweet, shy and Gorgeous she can be a heartless bitch. She loses feelings very fast and every guy she has dated, hated her at first. She always makes excuses to stay at home instead of going out with her stunning friends. She cant even play Boardgames without reading the rules 10 times.She is also obsessed with pink like a 10 year old. She is stupid and you have to explain everything 2 times in order for her to understand it (or predend she does).

-She said she loved me yesterday but now she doesnt respond my texts dude.
-She must have Erkida syndrome

by turtlaki April 22, 2020

Erkin

gettin on peoples nerves.

girl A "man lashanda be erkin my nerves. she bein doin to much."

girl B "I know she talk to much and just be trying to get our attention"

by 7v0a3highway April 11, 2009

Erkied

When someone kindly offers you a ride home, but ends up dropping you off someplace far from your intended destination. Is most likely to happen on blistering summer afternoons or frigid winter evenings when the unlucky passenger is forced to schlep it for miles to find a cab or public transportation.

e.g. Man, my friend just Erkied me in Rochester after that party and I had to walk 12 miles to make it home.

by needscar July 23, 2011