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When someone kindly offers you a ride home, but ends up dropping you off someplace far from your intended destination. Is most likely to happen on blistering summer afternoons or frigid winter evenings when the unlucky passenger is forced to schlep it for miles to find a cab or public transportation.
e.g. Man, my friend just Erkied me in Rochester after that party and I had to walk 12 miles to make it home.
Erkied by needscar July 23, 2011
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1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.
Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.
ernied by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013
a mid-ranged sense of pissed off upset_to_erked_to_undescribable rage
''ok, now im erked!!!''
erked by THE B@TMAN December 28, 2014

eckied up 

adj. slang; high on the drug MDMA, better known as Ecstasy (Scottish dialect)
Ye ken what it's like whin yir aw eckied up...
eckied up by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009
Erkida is someone beautiful and very shy with eyes that you can get lost in. She looks like a mermaid and every guy wants to be with her . She has the best grades at school and is really anxious about her future that forgets to live the present.She really cares about other people and she will be there anytime to help them. Even tho she is kind,sweet, shy and Gorgeous she can be a heartless bitch. She loses feelings very fast and every guy she has dated, hated her at first. She always makes excuses to stay at home instead of going out with her stunning friends. She cant even play Boardgames without reading the rules 10 times.She is also obsessed with pink like a 10 year old. She is stupid and you have to explain everything 2 times in order for her to understand it (or predend she does).
-She said she loved me yesterday but now she doesnt respond my texts dude.
-She must have Erkida syndrome
erkida by turtlaki April 22, 2020

john-eriked 

This is when you are so busy using twitter on the mobile device of your choice that you are unaware of your settings. Usually happens in urban settings and involves a cell phone, twitter and a moving vehicle. Names after an early twitter adapter.
Fred just got john-eriked by that rickshaw while walking the streets of Tokyo.
john-eriked by David J. Neff May 16, 2008
A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.
Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.
ernied by knowman April 8, 2008
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