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Egoholic 

A person so narcissistic, they are addicted to self admiration similarly to the addiction of alcohol.
Mick persuaded those german girls for a threeway. The guys a raving egoholic.
Egoholic by Frank Lampard. July 8, 2012

Ecoholic 

When someone becomes obsessed or addicted to being eco-friendly.
Jen: No! Don't buy that water bottle! It will just end up in landfills! How could you do that to our planet? That is not right! I don't know if we can even be friends anymore!

Emily: Calm yourself! I didn't even buy it yet. Don't be such an ecoholic.
Ecoholic by asdfghjklloveyoubetty August 17, 2011

emoholic 

Somebody who has a sexual attraction to emos, emo hair, eyeliner eyes, amazing jawlines
Or all of the above

emo emo hair emo jawline emo eyes emo-ness
Ed: UGH JOHNNIE GUILBERT IS SO FRIGGEN HAWT
Cat: EXCUSE ME, WHAT ABOUT ALEX DORAME ? HAVE YOU SEEN HER JAWLINE ??
Me: SHUT UP GUYS, * shows picture of Sarah Christine fowler*
Ed&cat&me: MARRY ME SENPAI YOUR SO KAWAIII 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Normal person: can you guys shut up ! Stupid emoholic retards
Me: shut up, go listen to dustbin beaver!
emoholic by Jaythekiller December 14, 2015

Elkoholic 

A noun meaning .... One who loves, Elk the large deer like animal, (Wapiti) mostly found in western United States. An Elkoholic, studies elk and their habits constantly, learns to mimic their sounds, and waits all year for the season they can hunt and kill the animal they most revere. They almost always are seekers of trophies and somehow bestow admiration on other Elkoholics that posses large, impressive, specimens of the animal. Most do plan to eat the animal they hunt, so it is alright with the world. Elkoholics probably have replaced Mastdonoholics, for obvious reason, (and thankfully so.) I must admit to Elkoholism.

Elkoholic may also be used as an adjective, to describe a condition of containing many Elk. (Such as) This spot in the forest certainly appears Elkoholic.
Danial talks constantly about his hunting of elk; so much so it seems he is hoping to become considered an Elkoholic.
Elkoholic by BuckskinBuggy November 5, 2010

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Ergonomic Nipples by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Ergonomics 

Ergonomics is a design method that utilizes human factors psychology whereby each factor that affects human well-being is considered in the design process of a tool, object, space or system. the person is assessed as an individual and there is no blanket-sweep approach, the system fits to accommodate the individuals and not the other way around. with ergonomics we no longer have to 'fit in' and conform but are free to be ourselves with a system that supports and strengthens both individuals and groups as a whole. Ergonomics seeks to decrease unhealthy stress of the body and mind to reduce injury, improve their life and strengthen organizations. Ergonomics is an efficient scientific tool that enables independent and equal access to buildings and services. there is a powerful economic argument that improved well-being equals improved productivity and that slave labor and poor living conditions are unsustainable and in the long run, simply bad for business. therefore putting human well-being at the core to our systems is more profitable than chasing profit; the irony. Additionally by putting well-being at the core of our world, sustainability would be an inevitable byproduct. Ergonomics is an ideologically neutral and pragmatic tool.
"Ergonomics" Most people think of left-handed scissors, office chairs or braille keypads when they think about ergonomics but it is all encompassing and can be applied just as easily to computer interfaces, architecture, urban spaces, organizations, systems and services. An ergonomic system has both efficiency and empathy.

"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"
Ergonomics by Zee Heur August 19, 2013